So you want to #Secede from the United States of America

Many of you in these United States of America want the state you live in to secede and form your own government. I have but a couple things to say about this, the first being, The grass isn’t always greener on the other side; and , Be careful what you wish for.

The biggest thing on my mind is, When did it become okay for a few [that being you and others] making the decision for many [myself and others]. After all, isn’t that exactly what you are trying to secede from ? Hmm, didn’t think this through very well did you.

He is my suggestion for those of you who wish to secede from the union. All of you pack your stuff and move to the least densely populated state in the union, that being Alaska. You’ll have to shed some blood as I don’t think those that currently call Alaska home will go willingly. After the civil war I’m sure you will enjoy your cold meager existence especially once all form of commerce is halted, including sealing the boarders to ensure your protection.

Now, you may think you will have it made. Rest assured others like myself will be more than happy to see that you have basic necessities. However, all buildings, power generating facilities, water purification, and anything currently in place previously funded by the state of Alaska or the federal government will either be shut down or entirely removed, including current personal who maintain and operate said facilities.

Others and myself will be more than happy to help you pack, move, and after settling you in your igloo, we’ll proceed to destroy all roads leading into and out of Alaska. We’ll also be shutting down the pipelines, but that is something we’ll just have to live with. We’ll also have the coast guard and US navy patrolling the waters to make sure you are not bothered by any ocean going vessel that you may be able to use to bring in supplies. Oh, by the way, airports are gone too.

Remember, once you make the decision to secede from the union, you will no longer have a say in how you are treated. You will no longer be a citizen of the United States and you will no longer be allowed to vote. You will be treated like many third world countries with the exception of receiving USAid or foreign aid. I could go on and on about the stuff you will no longer have or be allowed to do, but I’m confident you have spent may hours thinking this through.

P.S. – We will also keep other nation states like Russia, Canada and China from interfering with your new beginning. Doing so will help maintain the security of the lower 48 states. We’re sure you understand the reason for this. You are on your own. Enjoy your ‘new’ life!

Signed, Happy in Georgia USA


4 thoughts on “So you want to #Secede from the United States of America

  1. some of us have ancestors who have lived on this land many generations before your white peope ancestors showed up. we have the right to keep the land that has always been rightfully ours. for people like you and others who do not believe in our constitution and all tha we were made from need to get off this land. go back to where your ancestors came from.

    • That’s right, throw the race card. Who mentioned race? Question: What does that have to do with this new Tea Party movement ? Do you think these assholes care about ‘your’ ancestry ? Are you one of the ones who wish to secede ? If so, good for you. At the same time, you are acting just like the folks currently in control, deciding what is best for all. If you wish to secede, you are the one that should leave. — While I have problems with the direction of this nation, I’m not willing to destroy it so a few like yourself are happy. That’ll come soon enough.

  2. Well for one thing You would have to invade Canada to destroy the roads as that is the only way out of Alaska, its called the ALCAN which stands for Alaska Canada. The pipeline flows south and the US Goverment does not own it the people of Alaska do. So before you start talking about Alaska get your facts right. Oh ya the State of Alaska has enough money in the bank to survive for 10 years but being from Georgia you would not know that as your State is broke.

    • Are schools in Alaska that crappy ? Obviously after reading your comment they are. Let see if I can think of ways to get to Alaska without going through Canada. DOH ! Found some. .. If you wold have comprehended anything in my satire above, you may have come across the part where I mentioned a ‘civil war’ and that ‘those that currently call Alaska home won’t go willingly’. .. Also, if you think the people of Alaska ‘own the pipeline’, well all I can say is WOW! As far as Georgia being broke, that is your assumption. I’m not broke LOL.

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